Entries for July, 2007
God, I miss having a functioning computer at home it makes my frigging heart ache. I haven't had a single decent update for the past month because I am always, always, ALWAYS under a time constraint (plus Netopia's rates are just plain evil said my empty pocket.)
We had our Math Long Test #1 kanina and as my CL teacher always asks us, ARE YOU LIKE, SABAW NA SABAW NA? Oo. Tumpak. SABAW NA SABAW NA. I could really feel my brains dripping out of my itchy nose after the long test.
I know I'm supposed to make this year work but Murphy's Law seemed to take quite a liking on me so now I'm stuck here being a miserable tall freak.
Oh yeah, 2 days ago, I tripped in the mini-forest in the most poiseless way possible. And that means I'm a bit of a cripple right now with my knees having big scars and jillions of scratches that could rival Jesus' and a (thankfully, healing) sprain on my left foot. Walking is hell made tangible. Every step elicits a freaking moan on my part which actually does not make any of this easier.
It also means I would not be able to wear mini-skirts and shorts when going out for the next 5 months. -_-;; Pweh. My clothing of choice has always been shorts.
But in a way, this tragic thing that happened to me is uhh.. funny. Understandable pa kung grade school kang madadapa, pero high school? 4TH YEAR HIGH SCHOOL?! Isang senior student na ang height ay 5'9?!? Santamariainangdiyos. Sino nga bang hindi matatawa?
Sabagay, hindi naman talaga ako nababahala sa sakit, hapdi at peklat dito eh. Mas nabahala ako kung may nakakita ba. LOLOLOL.
Aytenkyu. Miss kita forever Tabbie, my labs.
I'll try to write again pag may free na PC dito sa Lib.
{ music } Library Noise O:
Written by kaktus at 03:06 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
I AM ONE HELL OF A LUCKY LIAR.
And to lessen the guilt, I treated my mom for coffee and got myself some feet pampering.
They believe that I told the truth because I manipulated the truth.
Tangina. Pakamatay na ako.
But deep inside...
I knew it was worth all the trouble.
Leche.
I am such a scatterbrain.
{ mood } Guilty as hell
Written by kaktus at 01:26 PM. Filed under Cardiology 101.
If I experienced a godawfully bad week, I always promise myself that I would make the next week work. Unfortunately, this rarely happens because my "supposedly going to be good" week is poisoned from the aftermaths of the last week.
Wala lang. So how's your week going to be like?
I believe mine wouldn't be so bad if not for MATH. It never fails to poison it! Hehe. And now I have this impossible dream of undoing my unbelievably bad luck on Trigo. Rawr. ._. help.
Oh yeah. My 4th year life is like my 2nd year life all over again! I'm smack dab in the middle of this thing called mediocrity. Maybe because I know that I don't need to do some miracle-pulling stuff on my grades because 2 of the 3 colleges I'm applying to only will look at my grades from 1st to 3rd year. I've even made the pathetic decision to not study hard anymore! I'll just brew my grades with a recipe enough to pass and graduate and not really enough to really raise some positive eyebrows.
Somebody bang my head on the wall with my screwed logic.
I believe I said that I am such a scatterbrain.
It's actually more like, I'm devolving into a subhuman creature or something. X__x (I still look talk walk whatever like a human being but my brain cells been hugely compromised by some unknown shit.)
(Ohhhh... I'm loving the Lib. Y!M nalang kulang. HAHA. WEH.)
{ mood } Troubled. :
Written by kaktus at 04:23 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
I'm at the library YET AGAIN since I'm waiting for my bestfriend to finish her LEAP shizznit in Physics. And speaking of best friends, I miss Miko! (How's Batangas dearie? Hahaha! I can just see the look on your face while reading my always and forever pathetic palanca. lolz)
Anyway, I will be a blimp soon. In the span of 5 days, I've eat nothing but McDo grub. (Ok. Maybe not all the time but...60% of the time? Tsk.) And I have watched Harry Potter too with my brother. Rawr. Bitin. But the moviehouse was nice. *nods*
Ohh.. and my nosebleed-inducing long test in math?
I effing passed it by default. HAHA. Anak ng porkchop. Nag-aagaw buhay na ang mga grado kong humihingi ng saklolo sa purgatoryo eh.
But that doesn't mean I understand the mindfucking lessons. Punyeta. Iyak-tawa ka nalang sa combined powers ng bilog at tatsulok eh. I never felt more stupider in my frigging life. I absolutely do NOT get the effing functions of the effing quadrants on the effing cartesian plane.
Ok yun lang. Just to have something to rant about. I need to get this off my chest.
I'll be going to Bicol tomorrow night. Yay! :D
I shall forget my senior woes for now.
Wooosh. *the librarian is looking at me. (HAHA. JOKE.)
----oOo----
Dialogue namin ng seatmate ko:
Me: *stares at her in a weird way.*
Her: Oh? Ano problema mo?
Me: *still stares at her then...I suddenly said,*
ANG KUPAL MO.
The look on her face was priceless. :D Yep. Produkto yan ng sobrang kasabawan. Sorry Mara, my labs. Huwag ka na kumopya sa akin sa Physics! HAHA. As if tama mga sagot ko. Guni-guni lang rin yun. HAHAHAHA! ((:
I WAS A SCALAR UNTIL YOU CAME AND GAVE ME DIRECTION.
And so she speaks the shizznit. BABOO! 
Written by kaktus at 01:07 PM.
I always believe that a good day is pre-determined by a good pair of underwear and an even better pair of shoes. Unfortunately for me, my shoes are kind of broken. And nothing irks me more than having to wear broken shoes all day. It makes me feel insecure, exposed and incomplete. Seriously.
I guess that kind of disposition was what made this day rotten.
The gap between Physics and me is getting wider than the Grand Canyon itself. Having uncooperative and crappy lab groupmates who doesn't even have an inkling of what had transpired last Monday does not help. For cripe's sake, they were there! I.WASN'T. Plus, Sir Jayvee is back and he wrote all this shit on the board that he EXPECTED us to know. SOH-CAH-TOA is back with an effing vengeance. Trigo bullshizznit plus vectors equates to a slow and painful death of Paula. Yay. (WBSB Sir Jayvee!)
And then there's Math. One minute, you're listening like crazy hoping you would get a clue on the lesson. Then the next thing you know, you have kind of blacked out for more than a minute and then BOOM. You're lost. AGAIN.
English is a different story altogether. The past 3 days have been spent watching Dead Man Walking so at least there, I can breathe.
AND THEN CAME THE FUN PART.
Louise and I sat together (I told my seatmate that the view is better on my seat. lolz) and rant about our rather crappy lives while playing Flames and Lovers on the back of my Math notebook with guys who doesn't even know we exist. HAHAHAHA. Loser. Anyway, since we can't be too loud lest we'll be stoned to death by our classmates, we decided to have the chat nalang on my Math notebook.
OMFG. CAN'T BREATHE FROM ALL THAT LAUGHING. The kind of laugh that will have liquids coming out from you from all places. (Maiiyak, maiihi, at sisipunin ka. Hell, you might even drool from all that laughing. GANUN.) Am I grossing you out?
Dear Louise, you just made my what I thought as a crappy day, lovely. Despite the fact that our grades (Apparently, I'm not the only one who's in deep shit here.) are inversely proportional to what we project it to be. (OPS. PHYSICS.)
Just want to say that... I love you, my sugarpiehoneybunchstrawberryshortcake! Tenxboi. The afternoon was priceless. 
I shall post the actual conversation soon. Ayusin lang namin since it literally looked like sumabog yung words all over my notebook with vectors... err.. I mean, arrows. HAHAHA!
To Louise: PERS LAB NEBER DAYS. =))
{ mood } Happier. :D
Written by kaktus at 03:04 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
I've been positively gushing about my friends lately. Maybe because they're the very reason why I'm weirdly happy. (And the fact that we'll only have one period of Physics for the whole week. WAHOO!)
Ok. About the people here in the pic.
Miko. MITCH! here is the only one who can tease me with almost anything and get away with it. BLEH. I have a feeling that our friendship started from the same fanaticism over Sailor Moon 12 years ago. And then the rest is uhh... history? :D If ever I murder someone, godforbids, she'd be the first person I'd call to help me dump the body. Nyahahaha! Alam nya lahat ng kagaguhan ko sa buhay. Thank God blackmail does not exist on her vocabulary. LABYU. :D
Then, there's Lora. WOPS. If Miko is my accomplice for the crime, this one would provide the alibi. JOWK. We were classmates in grade 7 but we're not really close back then. Akshaly, second year lang. But 3 years is more than enough to know this weirdo would be here to stay. Yihee. :D
Ktenx. AYOS NA PC NAMIN.
AT MAY YM NA ULIT.
Paula is back in business, people.
Now, I can function properly. YAYAY! :D
Written by kaktus at 03:53 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
-No Acads today since we had this Career Talk c/o Guidance. I am so torn. European Studies or Advertising? (SERYOSO NA AKO.)
-I received a LOVE LETTER from ECON. OMFG. I was a straight A- student in Social Studies III. SERIOUSLY? Dead on. I made a pact with Louise that I WILL ACE THE NEXT QUIZ. Or else I will commit suicide. HAHA. Weh. Peste I don't like Econ. >:O
-Had a chat thing again with Louise during the coma-inducing talk on Nursing.
-Anyhoo, at least the talk on EUROPEAN LANGUAGES was <333.
-I've managed to convince my mom about me studying in "The" Ateneo. <3 I've made up my mind on "The" course too. :D I will so gonna start my Paula and Europe Trust Fund. (assuming I will pass "The" ACET.) Thanks AJ for the tips! (: Yessir I will bring Chocnut. ;D And yessir, I can withstand the kasabawan factor. Been doing that for 4 years.
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Me: Babbling about foreign languages and stuff. The best way to learn a language is to fall in love with someone who speaks it.
Mommy: Chinese?! (pabigla pa eh.)
Me: HUWAAAAAAT. WEH. Spanish po! *starts to babble random Spanish phrases like, TE AMO. =))*
Ok. Ang weird talaga. La lang. Tawa naman ako. lol
Written by kaktus at 06:47 PM.
-Physics was a big shock. SERIOUSLY. Got our Long Test results today. And... and... I... I... Let's just say I'm not that type of Mathsy-fartsy person who aces Physics long tests but by some twist of fate, unbelievable amount of luck and whatever, managed to DO it. Holy shit. Miracle-pulling. I hope my classmates did not think I was a frigging lunatic because I kind of overreacted to it. I mean, who wouldn't?!?! :D *heart palpitates*
Sobrang gusto ko ipa-laminate paper ko. :D
-I totally get the Math lesson. It's the light at the end of the effing tunnel. LOL. Heron, you rock mehn!
-BALLROOM DANCING IS <3333. I have 3 dancing partners! HA. I could dance Swing forever dammit. LOL. I told my friends it would be a hell lot funner if we're all in coquettish cocktail dresses and high-heeled stilettos. Nyahahahahahahaha! Ang landi. Oh well. WHO NEEDS A GUY PARTNER WHEN YOU HAVE 3 DANCING PARTNERS, ALL WILLING TO DANCE THE STRESS AWAY RIGHT? :>:>:>
I swear the ahem, UNDERclassmen were staring at us during the break. (Pano ba naman, tapos na PE, sumasayaw parin. >;D)
-REVIEW with Louise, Lora and Miko in the library. Bestest friends, meygahd. HAHA! Ang saya. d: Apparently, I'm actually a lot smarter than I thought. (WHO, IN THE NTH CIRCLE OF HELL KNOWS WHAT APOPTOSIS IS?! Ang geeeeek. lolz) Syempre kami ni Louise, LEVEL 10 na ang PANIC mode diba? ARAL ARAL ARAL! Until you feel like your brain is bleeding out of your nose.
Plugging na rin, I need HELPPP in Chem. Elements. Pakshirt. Hunds. Pauli. De Broglie. Aufbau. Van Der Waals. Boyle. Mendeleev. HUDAHEL. Do I really have to get acquainted with ALL of you again?!?!?!
-Sir Dennis Castro FINALLY gave me my Recommendation Letter for "The" Ateneo. (slang: Di_arneyooo.) Yey!
-Tapos, nilibre ako ni Lora ng cotton candy. Hihi. 
And being US, we have this retarded way of eating it which makes the day all the more sweeter. YIHEE. Kilig naman tayo! LOL.
-I had this realization that Louise is the only person I talk to in straight English. The sensible and "banter-y" kind of conversation. Wala lang. Papasa na tayo sa call center, ineng. lolz
Theorem 11.9: Paula loves Wednesdays. <3
{ mood } Happy!
Written by kaktus at 07:01 PM.
We finally got our test permit c/o our guidance center. I guess we are a hell lot luckier than most of the students who came from the public schools/provinces because at least here, we have people doing the work for us on this shizznit. Thanks.
Anyway, I'll be taking this umm... test at the College of Engineering Bldg. on Sunday, 6:30 AM so... kung pareho tayo, tell me via the comments section so I'll know whom I won't throw a perverted look. (We'll get to that later.)
UPCAT. The Do or DIE Test where I, together with gazillion other high school seniors are pitted against each other in an intellectual battle where only the people with the X-factor can get in and possibly survive.
2 words. Cutthroat competition. I myself would KILL for a frigging slot. But since I'm to retarded to think of a decent plan, I'll resort to TACTICS. Dirty tactics. Tictactictac.
-I shall wear my luckiest underwear and my hole-infested t-shirt fit for occasions like this. And shorts and slippers. I don't want myself fidgeting on my seat every 10 minutes because my pants are too tight or my feet are itching and I won't be able to scratch it because I'm wearing shoes and if I remove it, it would take time and TIME IS EFFING GOLD here. So there. Chanelas would do.
-Bring FOOD. Never ever ever forget grub. You don't want hearing your stomach and your brain arguing as to who gets to have your attention.
-SING A REALLY ANNOYING SONG YOU ARE IMMUNE TO. (and hope na ma-LSS sila doon.)
-Give your seatmates a PERVERTED stare. Then, they'll be disturbed and won't be able to concentrate and if they can't concentrate, they'll fail. THEREFORE INCREASING YOUR CHANCES OF PASSING. Bwaha.
-I have reptile pencil toppers. Reptiles=Disturbing.
-Bring permit. And I might as well spread the news that NO PEOPLE, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRING YOUR PERMIT. Yay.
-When in doubt, choose C!
-MAGTIRIK NG KANDILA. I told my friend to do that before a long test and she frigging passed. HAHAHAHA.
-Pray. Yung superdasal talaga. (Alay ka na rin ng itlog sa Sta.Clara Church, according to the peyups.com forum.)
-Pag stretch, STRETCH. Funny.
-Friends Marathon before the UPCAT. WAG NA MAG-ARAL! At least IKAW, WAG NA MAG-ARAL. Kasi ako, kailangan ko talaga mag-aral. Itulog mo nalang yan. Let me, a professional crammer, take care of all the cramming shit. It does not suit you. Nyahahahahaha!
PAPASAPAPASAPAPASA.
Paula: HA! BABAGSAK KAYONG LAHAT!
*after receiving the questionnaire*
Paula: HA! BABAGSAK TAYONG LAHAT.
Where is my Mongol No. 2 Pencil?!?!
{ book } Single and Single
{ mood } Manhid na sobra. HAHAHAHA
Written by kaktus at 08:02 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
