Entries for April, 2007
Why are they making me carry fuckingly heavy things and make me walk like, a total of almost a kilometer walks?
For crying out loud, I.HAVE.DYSMENORRHEA!
Have a fucking heart, mother dearest.
It's bad enough that I CAN'T SWIM in the pool for fear of turning it into a red sea.
And now, you're gonna tell me to haul my ass somewhere and NOT WATCH FRIENDS ANYMORE because you're gonna use the DVD for karaoke-ing? You have the pooooool. All I have is my Friends!
God. I hate my hormones this time of the month. It makes me... vicious and irrational and basically, bitchy. Thank God for vegetables and Strawberry Juice and cheap dark chocolate. I kinda managed with these in tow.
Normally, I'm not like this.
But my mom's bitchiness is.. nakakahawa.
I wouldn't have this little snarky fest if not for her.
{ music } Karma (How apt. :|)
{ show } Friends
{ mood } Snarky
Written by kaktus at 08:01 PM.
I eat twice of what I used to eat yet rarely utilized my brain for the past couple of days. I also spent the last 5 days laughing my head off in front of the boob tube. I even moved the DVD player into our room so I can watch my beloooved Friends. Haha. ;D
And my phone's dead. Yet I am too lazy to lift my ass and charge it. Hahahaha. Err... even if I do charge it, I would be still to lazy to reply to the messages, not that a lot are texting but anyway.
Before I forget... CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME VIA YM HOW TO SIMPLIFY AND CRAP THE MONOMIALS, BINOMIALS, TRINOMIALS, QUADNOMIALS AND POLYNOMIALS? I used to fail it back in first year. I really have to learn it again because I'm not really great in Algebra so there. O: Kthnxbai.
Bumbumbumbumblebeedadeedum. BUM.
I cleaned my room! 
As in, squeakily-fragrant kind of clean! Haha. But yeah, I'm still a bum. :D
Somebody don't get me a life! I like it this way. >;D
{ show } Friends
{ mood } Bummish. lol
Written by kaktus at 04:50 PM.
Just got back from Bulacan. Hahaha... Hibernate hibernate hibernate.
Oh, and I deserve a halo. Joined the Procession of Saints last Friday with my cousins and walked more or less, 3 kms. Lovely right? Hahaha. I also accompanied my lola for a High Mass yesterday. .O It was nice though. Like a theatrical rendition of Catholicism. :D *nods* Unbelievable really. I actually insisted on accompanying my grandma. I asked her how long the mass is gonna be and she said, "1 hour" so I was like, ok. Lo and behold, 3 hours baby! And I survived! :D
Aside from these things, we also had an Egg Painting (Fun) and of course, Egg Hunting in which me and my brother totally sucked.
Anyway, we actually spent most of our days in the Farm. So there. It was ok... and everything but I'm not really a Farm-person so I can't say that I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Oh, and guess who slept on top of the table? Hahaha. :D
Alrighty, now... I'm back in Manila but my brother stayed there so that means...
SOLO KO ANG COMPUTER AT DVD PLAYER.
{ music } Ain't Seen Love Like That
{ show } Friends
Written by kaktus at 04:25 PM.
The Layout:
As you can see, it's a totally new lay-out that is... well, screaming Pink everywhere. Hehehe. 
I got it from up4grabs. She tagged on my tagboard so I visited her blog too. There were lots of pretty/cute/ravishing lay-outs and she said we can use it as long as we followed the guidelines. Anyway, I like it so... I might be sticking to this layout. Forever.
The Bum Problem:
My sister-in-law lent me her DVD of Grey's Anatomy. 2 discs. Seasons 1 and 2. I want to watch it but I still haven't finished my Friends yet. In fact, I'm not even halfway through it! If I watch Grey, I will have to put my Friends on-hold or vice versa. Whatever.
I have... 24 hours, provided that I don't sleep nor eat nor whatever, I can finish all the 6 DVD's in 2 weeks. But since I'm not that addicted, I will probably finish it in 3 weeks.
Bum Power: ACTIVATED. Turbo Mode !!
The Card Day:
My card day's in 2 days. I kind of have accepted the fact that my grade in Geom for the last quarter is C. (Hell, even Chem!) Hahaha. I just have this urge to blog about it but don't worry, I'm not bothered. Like what Leslie said, "occasional palakol is OK."
K. That's all. 
{ music } Sonia
{ show } Friends
{ mood } lazy
Written by kaktus at 10:45 AM.
My online buddy, Lord Sid and I had this little chat about our college plans in Y!M. I would not say that it was productive and sensible because he's such a retarded chatmate and so was I. Anyhoo, we really did not delve into the topic but the whole thingamajig about it got me thinking (Thanks Sid!) about my plans for college.
I mean, it's inevitable. Next thing I know, I'm already perspiring profusely, mumbling prayers to the saint of hopeless cases and palpitating involuntarily in front of my entrance exam paper. That's not exactly the picture I have painted on my mind but... it just shows how the whole hoopla scares me.
Issue 1: Course(s) O:
I remember back in second year, I said I wanted to go "double major" since I will never quite accomplish the feat of what my two sisters did. (Took/Taking up LAW.) I still want to do that but I my parents did not agree with my courses of choice. Psychology and Linguistics. My hype for the aforementioned kind of toned down but sometimes, I can still feel them tugging my heartstrings. Hehe.
Picky-picky-picky. What shall I write on my college applications?
I have the whole summer vacation to think. Though I already have some things planned out. :D
Issue 2: Clothes
Seriously, I don't want a uniform in college. (Save for UST of course. lol) I don't need expensive branded clothes to survive anyway. I love my second hand denim shorts as much as I love my one-thousand peso denim miniskirt so...really, I'll survive.
Sid said he'll assign a color for each day.
Just.like.a.uniform. lol!
Ok. I can't come up with more issues. I'll probably elaborate and rant more about these problems when the college hoopla of seniors is really, really there.
I'll go resume my DVD Marathon. It helps me forget the agony and anxiety of the things I just blogged about. (I am so loving Chandler and Phoebe.)
{ show } Friends
Written by kaktus at 08:27 PM.
I will finish my disc 3 of Friends today. No more buts. I don't care if it takes me all day, all night, all whatever. To help me cope up with the challenge, I will drown my body with coffee and make sure I stay awake the whole time.
Seems like a plan huh? 
Yesterday, I also browsed my previous entries and looking back, I can say I can pretty much be the poster girl for ranting. I rant just about everything: how my brain has diminshed into the size of a pea, how my subjects are just too hard to comprehend and all the other crap per se.
Though I did mention there too that I kinda hoped my brain would bounce back to its normal size during the break. This break.
Right.
{ music } Sonia
{ show } Friends
{ mood } Groggy
Written by kaktus at 08:44 AM.
I slept at around 1 am yesternight. Naturally, I will wake up late. And in which, I did. Also, thanks to panic, anxiety and depression brought about by last night's events, I forgot to put on deodorant after taking bath today. I know, forgetting to use it is a capital sin but... what can I do? I realized this when we're already inside the taxi to go to Miriam for my report card.
Usually, the procedure for getting your card is just a piece of cake. You enter the classroom, greet the teacher, sign the attendance sheet then you can get the report card. If you want to add "have a reaction" as the last step, by all means do so. Haha.
Anyway, that's not the case with me. It turns out I am not cleared yet. For two things. One, the reply slip which I know about and therefore made a letter about it and two, a test tube I broke inside the Chem Lab which I totally forgot about.
I had to go to National Bookstore Katips to buy the replacement and my mom said she'll just wait for me in Mcdo while I go back to school to clear things up and finally get my card.
Upon receiving my card, my reaction(s) were a mixture of joy and trepidation.
(If you wanna see how I fare in my academics.)
I guess it was not so bad. I was expecting the grades I got in Geom and Chem so I wasn't really surprised the see them hit the bottom line. It's just kind of depressing to see all of my C's adjacent to each other. If there were some distance, at least they wouldn't be that noticeable. Unfortunately though, they are clustered together and in that case, they just overshadow my other grades which in my honest opinion are actually good.
I'm just curious... for the college applications regarding the grades? Do they get the general average of all the grades in the card or just the ones in Math, Science and English? Or it's just that the entrance exams will focus more in Math, Science and English?
Anyhow, after getting my card and eating at Mcdo, we headed to Greenhills to claim the money from the bank from the cheque given to my mom.
I look such an awful mess today. *sigh*
{ music } Pizarelli
{ mood } Shrugs.
Written by kaktus at 03:09 PM. Filed under Academics.
When I first learned that Mrs.Derige will be our teacher for Social Studies, I was appalled. Seriously. Being the brat that I was, I even had the nerve to call her an "ancient bore".
Somebody kick me.
She was the best SS teacher I think there is. We were the only class she handled last school year and we were actually the last too since she will be retiring next year.
I've never encountered a more dedicated teacher than her. She knows and teaches her subject well; she really knows her students and even the misdemeanors they made eons ago. She also has the sharpest memory. I mean, despite her soft voice, when she lectures, it was full of animation and gaiety like, she's actually been there. (: I really enjoyed and will miss Social Studies III.
I saw her yesterday and it's probably the last time I would.
Yes.
I will absolutely miss her.
{ mood } Sad
Written by kaktus at 09:27 AM. Filed under Academics.
Roadtrip to Pampanga today.
So freaking boring.
But Razon's was love.
Halo-halo with the heavenly leche flan.
Palabok with lots of calamansi.
Sisig with OMFG. Pig's brain. :|
Written by kaktus at 09:08 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
You know you've been watching way too much Friends when you dreamt of being Monica and Chandler was with you, helping you buy the Keebler Cookies in the grocery.
{ music } Kahit Maputi Na Ang Buhok Ko
{ show } Friends
{ mood } "Weird-ed"
Written by kaktus at 09:44 AM.
That's it.
I really am an addict.
The DVD broke yesterday.
I borrowed a screwdriver from our neighbor to unscrew the lid that covers the DVD player, hoping I could get my disc out and just watch it from the computer since it has a DVD player too anyway. But...
I fixed it baby!
Paula, DVD repairgirl extraordinaire
I know I'm also not supposed to be reading stuff from the internet about Friends but I just can't resist the temptation 
Hehe.
-oOo-
Apparently, Ate Ekang, Sid, and Leslie all share the same birthday!
Tagal ko ng napapansin dito sa birthday reminders pero ngayon ko lang napansin na lahat pala kayo bukas na ang birthday!
I will dedicate a larger than life greeting to all 3 of you tomorrow, my beloved online buddies/tabbies. Wenk. ;D
{ music } Standard Jazz Remakes
{ show } Friends (Season 7)
Written by kaktus at 08:12 AM.
1. What time is it?
--- 5:52 PM
2. What music (or movie) are you listening to right now?
--- Hands Down by Dashboard Confessionals.
3. Do you have any siblings? If yes, how many and how old are they?
--- Yeah. 1. 14 years old.
4. What is your favorite food?
--- Spaghetti and not just any ordinary spaghetti but my Mom’s spaghetti. Seafoods and Desserts. <3
(Read the rest if you are really that bored)
{ music } Irreplaceable
Written by kaktus at 06:47 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO:
SID, one of the bestest, most sensible, weirdest (and a lot of other est-adjectives) online buddy I ever had this side of the YM-ing planet.
HAPPY SEVENTEENTH, deity!
LESLIE, one of my newest online buddy who shares with me the same woes about college life.
HAPPY FIFTEENTH!
Zu ni sheng ri kuai le! (Thanks for the Putonghua/Mandarin translation of Feliz Cumpleanos Sid! Apt naman for you and Leslie eh. Hehehe ;D)
ATE EKANG, when I become filthy rich, sa iyo ang magpapadesign ng kick-ass kong mansyon.
HAPPY TWENTYFIRST!
and CUT!
WRAP IT UP PEEPS!
{ music } Addicted To That Rush
{ mood } Happy for them
Written by kaktus at 02:41 PM.
I called my classmate yesterday because I learned that they applied to a fastfood outlet to work part-time. I asked her about it since I am so bored here at home and figured I could also do the same and use that time to make some money rather than watch TV/YM all day long.
So there, I did my bio-data, letter of consent and all the other stuff yesterday and braved the f-ing afternoon heat to go to Mcdo and Jollibee.
Neither one of them has called for an interview.
And I don't handle rejection well.
As much as I want a nice chocolate bar right now, I can't because I am so broke. I've used up all my money to pay for the all the miscellaneous expenses. Yesterday, I still have at least, 70.00 on my name; Now, a very pathetic 5.00. X_x
If it's not too late...
I'm still hoping. 
{ show } Friends
{ mood } Sadness.
Written by kaktus at 12:20 PM.
Ok. I feel better now.
No, they didn't call but I'm pretty damn sure I feel way, way better.
After watching 300 way too many times, WHO WOULDN'T BE?!
Plus I got to eat something I was craving for. Tuna Sandwich with Pickles. :D
My parents also knocked some little sense in my highly idealistic brain.
They said that they (Mcdo and Jobee) would have preferred college-level peeps and even laughed at me for being so naive. Hehe.
Weird though, some guy is texting and miscalling me! O___O He found my no. in the bio-data I sent. I called back and apparently, he's a crew from Mcdo who saw my ID picture and cellphone no. in the paper.
OMFG.
I came there for work, stalker. Not to look for an effing textmate.
Eww.
-oOo-
GERALD BUTLER A.K.A. KING LEONIDAS A.K.A THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS to the nth power!!!!!! And the 8-pack abs are real!!!!! And so were the abs of the other Spartans! OH, AND RODRIGO SANTORO IS HOT TOO!
OMG. Marry me. The both of you!
Hot.
Hotter.
*wipes the drool off her face*
{ book } SAT Reviewer
{ show } 300
{ mood } Happy
Written by kaktus at 04:57 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
I know. This is sick and nobody will believe that a person can actually live and survive from all this mess but I promise to clean it (again!) in two days. I will even pose the "after" pictures that will put Martha Stewart to shame. Haha! As if. Anyhoo, these are the "before" pics so...there. Am I up for the challenge? Hahahahahaha! ROFLMAO.
*Grabs the nearest broom*
{ show } Friends
{ mood } Pakshetingly HOT!
Written by kaktus at 01:12 PM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
{ mood } Annoyed
Written by kaktus at 05:54 PM.
Go ahead and behead me.
I have a hunch that my boyfriend will be from Mapua or UP.
And you can probably guess the course.
Yes. Engineering.
Ok. Stop the laughter now.
I knows it's preposterous.
*Laughs her beheaded head off. *
I take back everything I just said typed. The aforementioed things are exactly the stuff that would just fast-track my way to spinsterdom. Godforbids. Lolz.
{ music } Silent Sanctuary
{ show } Friends. (SEASON 9 NA!)
{ mood } Foolish
Written by kaktus at 10:05 AM.
I know I’m not supposed to be making a fuss out of this. After all, it’s just a hundredth entry. It’s just the same as having my second, my third, hell, even my seventy-third entry. Or maybe not.
I’ve been blogging for more that a sun’s revolution now. In fact, I was a resident in Xanga for almost a year and I’m pretty sure I’ve surpassed the 100th entry mark there though I’m not really sure how many crap-entries I wrote. You should go there if you’re really bored. It’s full of cheeky crapstuff and whatnot. It basically documented most of my stupid thoughts for the first 6 months of my 16-hood.
Enough about that; I’m in Tabulas now and well, never been happier. I get to spread more crapstorms and get people to actually comment about it. New blogging friends… etc. etc.
I’m celebrating so here’s fifty random facts about me folks. You might be interested because modesty aside, I’m a pretty interesting fellow. I eat broken glass for breakfast and dust mixed with soil and water for lunch. You may also want to use me for your party entertainment needs… just message me ASAP so I can put you through a waiting list. I’m booked solid for the next few months. :D
My 50 Spaulartans!
What is your profession? :D
{ show } Friends. (SEASON 10 NA!)
{ mood } Hehe :D
Written by kaktus at 12:40 AM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
You know what makes a "blast from the past" feeling ten times worse?
The feeling before a period.
Tss.
{ show } Grey's Anatomy
{ mood } Like a down server.
Written by kaktus at 10:38 AM.
I can't sleep. Actually, it's more like sleep is refusing to visit me. Great huh? At least it'll give me more time to write about stuff and not just the one sentence crap I'm getting extremely fond of lately.
And so I say...
- As you can see, no more Pink. I became overwhelmed by it. Don't ask. I like pink but too much pink IS too much pink.
-I have a horrible rash on my arm that I can't stop scratching. Gross I know. I just hope it's gone by tomorrow.
-I'm hooked on Grey's Anatomy. I strongly believe that my butt is already superglued to my beanless beanbag.
-I'm reading blogs right now. At 2:02am in the morning.
-Sorry for not replying to most people who are texting. (as if they are reading this right? lolz) Anyway, there's this certain guy who's been texting me relentlessly. I don't have a lot of pet peeves but this one definitely tops my list. I really, REALLY abhor text lingo coupled with aLteRnaTing CapS and peppered with the word "p0wh". It's a MOFO-SOAB to read mind you.
Anyway, about that. Kumukulo talaga dugo ko pag nakikita ang mga napakawalang kwenta nyang mga messages. In effect, nilalagay ko nalang ang cellphone ko kung saan hindi ko kaagad naaalala yung pinaglagyan. Tapos I'll just check it after a few hours and if somebody sends a message, I read it and I only reply if I feel like it.
You know what's worse? I can't tactlessly shrug him off. He's my tita's husband's 15 year old brother.
So there. Sorry if you're/you' been part of my snarkiness.
-Unlike some people who has a lot of better things to do this vacation (like studying and beachin') I, on the other hand prefers to spend my days basking in front of the TV and the computer.
-Because I didn't want to go to Mass today, I said I have dysmenorrhea. What a sneaky little bitch huh?
-I feel a pang of envy to people who are taking review classes. I know I don't need it to pass or anything but I feel like I'm missing something. :|
-I miss you Lora. If my parents allow me, which I highly doubt, I will go to Miriam tomorrow and kidnap you for a lunchdate. Wish. Fool.
-I need to have my tooth fixed and my iPod fixed.
-I love my new usericon. Scary. S.cary. Skerri. Awoo.
-I'm disgusted by the whole shizznit of the coming elections. No offense but a lot of the candidates are just people with dough with a knack for telling bullshit. Most of them anyway.
-Strange. I still don't feel sleepy. (I'll go check if some people are online.)
I guess my plans for a decent entry not quite came into fruition. This is still crappy.
{ show } Grey's Anatomy
{ mood } Nonchalant
Written by kaktus at 02:31 AM. Filed under The Cooler Life.
I'm a miserable bored little freak here.
This summer sucks like a fucking pile of crap.
I'm gonna take a blogging sabbatical. Will be back after a week. I'm gonna finish my little project while watching my little shows.
P.S. My iPod is fixed!!!! I can't believe I didn't use it for like a fucking month! Nor did I bother uploading songs or even tried using my iTunes! I thought I have to go to SM North Ed pa to have this fixed and everything but thanks to laziness, I didn't bother. I actually left my iPod to rot in my heart-shaped tin can until whenever. I'm the most heartless iPod owner in the world, I know.
Anyway, ayos na mehn. It definitely decreased the sucky feeling in my Crap-o-meter.
{ music } Animals
{ show } Grey's Anatomy
{ mood } Gloomy
Written by kaktus at 12:19 AM.
She's listening to Alanis Morisette. Maybe. :D
{ music } Zombie-The Cranberries
Written by kaktus at 11:34 PM.
